About this property

Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.6 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

    • Perfect for a 3-night stay!

    • Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.6)

    • Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly rated for its very comfy beds.

    • Rooms with:

    • Garden view

    • Free private parking available at the hotel


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Recommended for 2 adults

1 × Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
Price for:
Max persons: 2
Bed: 1 double bed
Non-refundable
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Breakfast included
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US$211 per night
Price US$632
3 nights, 2 adults
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Double Room with Whirlpool
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  • 1 large double bed
US$838 for 3 nights
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King Room with Spa Bath
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  • 1 double bed
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  • 1 double bed
431 feet²
Garden view
Spa bath
Ensuite bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Coffee machine
Free WiFi

  • Free toiletries
  • Bathrobe
  • Streaming service (like Netflix)
  • Toilet
  • Sofa
  • Bath or shower
  • Towels
  • Linen
  • Socket near the bed
  • Private entrance
  • TV
  • Slippers
  • Refrigerator
  • Ironing facilities
  • Satellite channels
  • Tea/Coffee maker
  • Iron
  • Radio
  • Heating
  • Hairdryer
  • iPod dock
  • Carpeted
  • Electric kettle
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Toilet paper
Max persons: 2
US$211 per night
Price US$632
Excluded: 20 % VAT
  • Very good breakfast included
  • Non-refundable
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  • We have 1 left
  • 1 large double bed
344 feet²
Garden view
Air conditioning
Spa bath
Ensuite bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Coffee machine
Free WiFi
Max persons: 2
US$279 per night
Price US$838
Excluded: 20 % VAT
  • Very good breakfast included
  • Non-refundable
  • Pay online
  • We have 1 left
  • 1 double bed
323 feet²
Garden view
Spa bath
Ensuite bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Coffee machine
Free WiFi
Max persons: 2
US$318 per night
Price US$954
Excluded: 20 % VAT
  • Very good breakfast included
  • Non-refundable
  • Pay online
  • We have 1 left
  • You won't be charged yet

Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Samantha
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.
  • Marc
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Everything was lovely - food was excellent and staff so friendly
  • Kathryn
    Australia Australia
    What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way. If we get the opportunity, we will be back.
  • Safina
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked...
  • Michael
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.
  • Tina
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Such a friendly atmosphere. The only thing we found was the room was a bit small
  • Nicky
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The Hospitality is great, the food is excellent, we had a meal the evening before and it was really good quality, we were upgraded and our room was very different with a Four Poster Bed, lovely sofa and bright colours, the only thing I would say...
  • Julie
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Great location excellent staff/ customer service.Great choice for breakfast and good time as later than a lot of properties so you don’t have to rush. Evening meal very good
  • Justine
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Breakfast was really good and included in price. Staff were effective and friendly and the owner Joe made us feel really welcome - thank you Joe! Liked the uniqueness of the room :)
  • Chcrib
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Relaxed atmosphere, great service, lovely setting, delicious food. Staff were great, a perfect getaway. The grounds are so attractive

Hotel surroundings

Restaurants

2 restaurants on site
  • Brasserie Restaurant
    • Cuisine
      British
    • Open for
      Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner
    • Ambiance
      Romantic
    • Dietary options
      Vegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free

House rules

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Check-in
From 15:00 to 23:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
Until 11:30
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please check what conditions may apply to each option when making your selection.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children are not allowed.

Cot and extra bed policies

Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Cards accepted at this hotel
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The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.