About this property
Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.6 for a two-person trip.
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Most popular facilities
- Free parking
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free WiFi
- 2 restaurants
- Room service
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
- Bar
Guest reviews
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Guests who stayed here loved
- Samantha
United Kingdom
“Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.” - Marc
United Kingdom
“Everything was lovely - food was excellent and staff so friendly” - Kathryn
Australia
“What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way. If we get the opportunity, we will be back.” - Safina
United Kingdom
“The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked...” - Michael
United Kingdom
“We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.” - Tina
United Kingdom
“Such a friendly atmosphere. The only thing we found was the room was a bit small” - Nicky
United Kingdom
“The Hospitality is great, the food is excellent, we had a meal the evening before and it was really good quality, we were upgraded and our room was very different with a Four Poster Bed, lovely sofa and bright colours, the only thing I would say...” - Julie
United Kingdom
“Great location excellent staff/ customer service.Great choice for breakfast and good time as later than a lot of properties so you don’t have to rush. Evening meal very good” - Justine
United Kingdom
“Breakfast was really good and included in price. Staff were effective and friendly and the owner Joe made us feel really welcome - thank you Joe! Liked the uniqueness of the room :)” - Chcrib
United Kingdom
“Relaxed atmosphere, great service, lovely setting, delicious food. Staff were great, a perfect getaway. The grounds are so attractive”
Hotel surroundings
Restaurants
- Brasserie Restaurant
- CuisineBritish
- Open forBreakfast • Lunch • Dinner
- AmbianceRomantic
- Dietary optionsVegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free
House rules
Child policies
Children are not allowed.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.





The fine print
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.